After sailing safely for over 1.6 Million miles and once circumnavigating the globe, The Hindenburg met a shockingly quick and fiery end when it attempted to moor in New Jersey on May the 6th 1937 .

In similar fashion, this famous specimen traveled an estimated 7.5 Million micrometers before its splash-down at the office.

Note the water landing, unlike the fiery Hindenburg landing, was able to preserve much of the specimen and the tail rudder and passenger basket are clearly seen on the rear and bottom of the specimen respectively.

Todays specimen comes to us from the DNA Specialty Testing Services, or D-NASTY for short, and was discovered during our recent Megalodon sightings.

When our scientists brought some organic samples back to the D-NASTY lab for analysis they knew they were on to something big.

What we witness here is a fully preserved prehistoric X-shaped Chromosome from some horrible monster of the depths so large that it's chromosome is literally filling the inside of a curious white porcelain bowl. Just like something you'd see in high-school biology class - only this one has an elongated left-descending chain which is D-NASTY speak for "Holy Crap, something aint right here - goodness what ever could have given birth to this abnormality".

The answer, of course, is the bowels of the DumpFeed Faithful.

In a stunning turn of fate we have not one but TWO sightings of the believed-to-be-extinct Megalodon in one week! last time we got a glimpse of it eating an entire coral reef in one bite. Today we witness an epic battle between to massive creatures: the Deep Ocean Megalodon and the massive Manta Ray.

Come to think of it if Mantas can actually be like 12 feet wide this battle might be drawn to scale.

Well 12 feet wide or not that Manta just got rammed snout first by Meggy who decided to grace the bowl one last time before disappearing back into the depths forever.

Continuing our journey along the apparently poo encrusted bottom of the nastiest ocean in the world, we arrive at The Munching Megalodon.

Thought to have gone extinct over 10 million years ago, this little guy dropped in for a snack. On a poop boulder. Because when you're a Megalodon you dont nibble at brain coral or snap at the fish swimming by, you just fin your way right over and eat the whole dang fish, his entire family and the brain coral they were hiding under.

As we plunder the depths further still we come across The Weary Dolphin.

See how it lists lazily against the mouth of the bowl. Its little tailfin splayed sleepily against the coral-white funnel of doom. Its eyes closed wearily as if swimming all the way out of my bowels took all the strength it had.

And now we bid it a fond Farewell. For it shall soon be sent to the land where all the bowel creatures swim forever. For, lo!, even now the great Riptide cometh to bear it hence and away.

So passeth the The Weary Dolphin from the bowels of my belly to the endless bowels of the earth. Alas and anon, the Dolphin is gone.