This morning it took me ages to wake up. I was so exhausted that by the time I crawled downstairs I had accidentally fallen asleep again.

I was off to a rough start, and it wasn't until about two hours later that the mystery was revealed.

I had a really tired little hippo living inside me.

Look at him, So cute! See his sleepy little eye? See how is head is resting on his little arm? And how his big belly is hanging out, his other little arm resting peacfully on top of it? His little feet tucked in down near the bottom.

You can't make this up, people, You just can't make this stuff up.

This dump is the very first of, if history is to be any indication, many many dumps uploaded to DumpFeed.com.

About these "Resolute Twins". Sure, they seem lame. So small and innocent. Maybe they even would deceive Nicholas Cage. Fool me twice and all.

But now I want you to imagine something with me.

Imagine that both of those were like angry, unyielding bars of iron.

Now imagine they both came out at the same time.

Side-by-unyeilding-side.